Sunday, May 31, 2009

Bikram Yoga Challenge: 5th Time Is The Charm.

New country. New studio. Time for another Bikram yoga 30-day challenge!

Yay!

So tomorrow I will embark on my fifth challenge in the past two and half years. And for those of you who don't know what that means, here you go:
  • 30 consecutive days
  • 90 minutes of hot yoga each day
  • random days of exhaustion
  • random days of ridiculous energy
  • random tears in poses with which you struggle
  • 30 great nights of sleep
Woohoo! Don't you all want to sign up too?!?!?!

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Chic Shoes & Incredible Restraint.

Oh. Holy. Hell.

I have an appointment on Monday morning. One in which I should try to dress nicely. Respectably. But not wear jeans. So I had to go shopping this afternoon.

No. Really. I had to.

See, in my limited suitcase space for the move up here, I only packed jeans and casual clothes. I didn't really think I would need dressier clothes. So I had to go out and pick up something. Either dress pants or a cute dress. I visited a few shops on Bloor, and ultimately went with a blue and white print dress. I will pair it with my Ted Baker black blazer, black pumps and black opaque tights.

But, again, I had to go shopping. For I had no black opaque tights. So off to Holt Renfrew I went. And that's where I discovered something amazing and delightful.

Squee!

Sure, I got my opaque tights. But right next to the lingerie section are the designer shoes. The designer shoes that were mostly marked off 30%. And on the sale rack marked "Size 8" were a pair of shoes I have been dreaming about for months...



The Christian Louboutin Petal Sandals in black! And they were 30% off the original price! Score!

But, I did not buy them. I have no purpose for them. It would be a silly purchase. But what an amazing deal!

Friday, May 29, 2009

Bikram Yoga Toronto - Bloor Street.

I realized this week that I have practiced Bikram yoga in 9 different studios around the world. Not too shabby.

The latest studio I have practiced in is about an 8-minute walk from my temporary apartment here in Yorkville.... Bikram Yoga Bloor.



This is a brand new studio. It just opened a few weekends back, and I am so grateful that it did.

It is a gorgeous studio! Immaculate! There is so much space in the women's changing room. And the practice room is so spa-like. They don't keep it as hot as they do in Boston, but they crank the humidity way up. So it's nice and "juicy," which makes it very challenging for me.

This studio is also affiliated with one down in a part of the city known as "The Beaches." I will try to get out there some time this Summer to take a class. But I must confess that I will probably stick with this close location.

This is definitely the studio to visit if you are ever in Toronto and looking to take a class.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Toronto Bag Fee.

Wow... They are serious about making things more "green" in this city!

Beginning next Monday, June 1st, there will be a 5-cent charge for each bag you take from a store or restaurant.



I will now have to remember to bring my shopping totes with me every time I leave the house.

Toronto Subway System: Why Don't You Smell Like Urine?

It is rainy here in Toronto today. But despite the rain, I decided to walk 20 minutes down to the Eaton Centre.



It is a big-ass shopping mall. It has a ton of stores, including an Apple store where they do not sell the iPhone. (In Canada, you can only buy phones from specific wireless dealers. So while you can go to the Apple store and play with the sample iPhones there, as well as buy iPhone accessories, you have to go to Fido or Rogers Wireless to buy the actual phone.) I walked the mall for an hour or so, and then decided to head back up town to my neighborhood. But I didn't want to walk in the dampness. So I decided to hop on the subway.

I went to a machine and bought a subway token...



(Gosh! It's tiny!)

And then I waited 1 minute for the subway train to show up...



(Damn! These screens are very useful!)

It was a quick trip back to my hood, and there were a few things I noticed about the subway here...
  • There appears to be a lack of graffiti and tagging. I saw absolutely none anywhere in the subway station or in the train itself.
  • The trains themselves were very, very clean. No trash on was on the floor. The seats were nice to sit on too. No ripped fabric.
  • People actually let passengers off the train first before they attempt to get on themselves.
  • Panhandlers were absent. I saw none in the train or the station.
  • There was no urine smell.
A subway train that doesn't smell like urine? Is this a magical subway system?

Duty Charges.

Man, is this going to put a crimp in my Internet shopping!

I was prompted by others to browse today's Outnet sale, where I discovered a pair of luscious hot pink Louboutin C'est Moi booties. But when I put them in my cart (just to see if they could be shipped to Canada - I wasn't really going to buy them), I discovered the cruel reality of having to pay duty fees on international shipping...



Yes. If I had the money to buy these shoes, I would have to pay almost $104 in duty charges.

YIKES!

Guess I won't be shopping directly from Net-a-Porter or Outnet anymore.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Happy Five-Year Anniversary?

Whoops!

I have had a busy few weeks, as has The Husband. We've been so busy, in fact, that we both forgot that our five year anniversary was today.

"I've been married five years!?!?!" I realized when I finally looked at the date on the calendar this evening.

The Husband and I both laughed. Normally, we plan a nice dinner out to celebrate the May anniversary (which notes when we were married by law at Boston's City Hall). We then usually exchange gifts and have a nice dinner out for the July anniversary (which was when we had the fancy wedding in Canada).

So, I guess it's not just the husbands that forget anniversaries...

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Canadian Fashion Magazines.

My explorations of Toronto today took me up and down Yonge Street.

I had to go to a government office to get my Social Insurance Number (SIN), which then allowed me to stop off at the Royal Bank of Canada to open a checking account so I could take out money, which I then used at the massive Indigo bookstore across the street to pick up three Canadian fashion magazines...


I spent part of the afternoon (after I ate my lunch from Taco Bell - a daily $1.39 habit) at a Timothy's Coffee shop in the Manulife Centre, reading through the magazines. And here is my assessment of each...
  • Fashion - Pretty good. Solid content. Pictorials are vibrant.
  • Flare - Very excellent magazine. Probably my favorite of three. Very upbeat and, surprisingly - given it's juvenile name, sexy.
  • Elle Canada - I must confess myself "disappointed." Very boring. Doesn't read like the US or UK versions at all. Feels dull. It's missing the spark and fun.
I will definitely be subscribing to both Fashion and Flare once I have a more permanent place to live. I think I will only occasionally pick up Elle Canada.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Busy Week. Mission: Coffee.

I've only been in Toronto for a little over 48 hours now, and it has been a very busy 48 hours. So I apologize for not having written much about it yet. There are just a few things that I need to take care of before I really start to explore the city.

Here is what I have done in the past two days:
  • Get through immigration.
  • Explore immediate neighborhood a little.
  • Settle into our temporary home.
  • Buy groceries.
  • Look at more longer-term places to live.
  • Tour nearby neighborhoods.
  • Bikram yoga class at a new studio.
  • Find out where to register for social insurance number (needed to work and open a bank account in Canada) and OHIP (government health care) card.
I have walked a ton, and have found myself exhausted by later afternoons. I have a few errands that I need to take care of tomorrow, and then hopefully Wednesday/Thursday I will be able to explore some further neighborhoods. One that I am really interested in hitting up is Cabbagetown. A few weeks back, Bail and Whale told me about a kick ass coffee shop over in Cabbagetown. It is called JetFuel, and I am really set on making this one of my first adventures.

Now that I am in Canada, and the Starbucks here don't accept the Starbucks Gold Card, I am interested in exploring other coffee shops. I tried the Second Cup yesterday. And there is also Timothy's, which is good too. There are three other chains in the area, as well as an independent one around the corner.

It'll be good not to be tied down to the "bucks." In Boston, Starbucks were just so convenient. I couldn't stomach Dunkin' Donuts coffee, and all the independent coffee shops were just too far away.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Taco Bell!

The Husband and I spent part of our mid-day looking at homes in the neighborhood with a realtor. We saw five homes, and walked away only partially liking one. We're first-time home buyers, and we're very picky. We expect to be in whatever house we buy for at least the next 20 years. So we want with potential for us to grow in to, if needed.

After exhausting ourselves with looking at the homes, I forced The Husband to come look for the neighborhood Taco Bell. And I found that I am indeed only five minutes from it. Yay!

We ate lunch there...



I've never lived this close to a Taco Bell. This is pure heaven for me.

While at the Taco Bell, we discovered the Canadian version of nachos they offer...



Fries Supreme!

Instead of corn chips, they use fries. The Husband said it was the Mexican version of poutine. It didn't look bad, but I'll stick to my burrito and crunchy taco... Thanks!

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Home In Yorkville.

I'm here! Yay!!!!!

We arrived right on time this afternoon from Boston. And getting through immigration to get my Visa validated was super easy and quick. It only took us 30 minutes to get through the whole process after we landed. Everyone was so nice, and they kept telling me, "Welcome to Canada." They also gave me a bag filled with free information and all the appropriate paperwork to get my health insurance number.

They don't give you shit when you immigrate to the U.S. And they take their sweet ass time processing you too.

Here is a quick look at where I will be living for the next six weeks (at least)...



It's a one bedroom in an area of town known as Yorkville. It is completely furnished and has a washer/dryer in the unit. We also have housekeeping service that comes once a week. (Yay!)

Here is the view from our living room window...



We look right out onto Yorkville Avenue, which has all kinds of trendy shops, cafes and restaurants. There is a Taco Bell nearby, as well as many Starbucks and Second Cup cafes. The Whole Foods is five minutes from me. And we walked past the Bikram Yoga studio on Bloor Street, which is also five minutes from here.

I am so energized right now! I can't remember when I felt this excited about something.

Mission Canada: Here I Come!

Squee!!!!

The Husband and I woke up leisurely today. Then we had brunch across the street at Tremont 647 with our fantastic landlords. They came in from NYC to walk through the apartment with us and take us out for being such good tenants. (We think they were great landlords... So I guess the feelings were mutual.)

Now, I am at the airport and waiting for our 1:30pm flight to Toronto...



Squee!!!!

See how excited I am?



Okay... So maybe you can't tell how excited I am... But trust me, I am.

I'll write as soon as I can after I land.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Cheap & Free Things To Do In Boston.

I had two requests last week for recommendations and suggestions about what to do in Boston while visiting that is cheap/free to do. I've been so busy, though, that this is the first time I am able to sit down and think about it. (And I think that is due to the fact that this is my last day in Boston, and I am finally done with cleaning and moving everything out of the apartment.)

My favorite time of year in Boston is now. It's warm and sunny. There are so many places to walk. And everyone is in a good mood now that Winter has finally ended. Restaurants have their patio seating available, and there's nothing better than seeing (though typically you hear him first) the ice cream man on the street.

The most important thing to know about Boston is that it is a walking city. You really can walk everywhere. Especially when it is nice out, like now. So here are a few of the areas I recommend walking around; and keep in mind, walking is free:
  • the South End (Tremont, Shawmut and Washington Streets in particular)
  • Newbury Street/Boylston Street
  • Charles Street in Beacon Hill (which will lead you to the Esplanade)
  • the Esplanade
  • the Public Garden (with the ducklings and flowers) & Boston Common
  • the Waterfront near Downtown
  • Faneuil Hall and Quincy Marketplace
  • the North End
In each of these areas, there are vendors and/or shops you can pop in and out of for goodies and treats... Making for a relatively inexpensive afternoon. Though, if you have some extra dough to spend, I also recommend the following:
I think when the weather is nice like this, the best thing to do is just walk around and absorb as much outdoor scenery as you can in Boston. Anyone else have any ideas?

Thursday, May 21, 2009

I Will Just Live With Jeans, Bikram Clothes, Bags & Shoes For A While.

The Husband and I came to a decision today...

"We will not unpack all of our stuff until we have found a house to buy and permanently live in Toronto."

The packing team that was hired for our move came today. They had nothing but incredible compliments for us with regards to prepping for their arrival. They were on time, and the 59 boxes we had only took five hours to pack, document in triplicate and stack. They were efficient, as well as grateful for my efforts in preparing everything. (Meaning: Pulling stuff out of drawers, organizing it into sections. Marking clearly what needed to get packed and what is staying in the apartment.) The movers come tomorrow morning to pick everything up and haul it to Canada.

After the packers left this afternoon, I began cleaning like crazy again. The back deck was scrubbed, including the furniture. All carpets were vacuumed twice; once on a light setting, and once on a heavy duty setting. The one Oriental rug we have was flipped over, and the back was vacuumed, as well as the front side. I spent an hour cleaning a huge dried soy sauce stain that was hidden under the crisper drawer in the fridge. I pulled all the shelves out from the fridge an scrubbed them. Windows were cleaned, as well as window sills. Moldings on baseboards were vacuumed with a special attachment. Everything has been dusted, as well as sanitized.

The only things left to clean are the floors and the bathroom, which will both be done after the movers pick up things tomorrow.

And all this work from today is what made The Husband and I go, "Moving really is a bitch of a process!"

We decided that until we find a home to buy in Toronto, we will just live in the temporary housing location... Which is furnished. We are not moving into a rental and hauling our stuff out of storage. We only want to move once.

This isn't the first time I have moved internationally. I lived in West Germany twice as a child. I was very young... And I had siblings... So I can't imagine how my parents did the whole "moving internationally" with three to four children.

I should point out, though, that it was my parents' (Mum, specifically) ability to organize stuff to make a move go smoother that is helping me out right now. I moved so many times in my life with my parents that it really isn't traumatizing. It's just a little exhausting.

So, until we find our dream home, I will just have to make do with my three suitcases filled with jeans, Bikram yoga practice clothes, bags and shoes.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

I Only Need Bags, Shoes & Bikram Clothes In Canada, Right?

... Because, that is all I packed!

Kidding. It is not all I packed. But, packing is a bitch!

Because we will be living in temporary housing for an undetermined amount of time, and because I can only check two bags and two to carry on with me, I had to be very selective about what I packed to take with me to Toronto.

I get two 50 pound bags to check. And I also get two 20 pound carry-ons. There are things I have in my collection that I refuse to pack for storage in Toronto. And these are also things I refuse to check in for an airline. I must carry them on with me.

There was a lot of moving things around. Eliminating things I thought I could do with out for a few months. And then I also weighed each bag on my scale, just to be certain it wouldn't go over the limit. But, I think I am ready...



Here are my three suitcases, packed. As well as my carry-on purse. Everything I will be living with for anywhere from a month to three months is in there. This wasn't an easy task... But I have managed.

Moving internationally is a bitch. But I know it will be well worth it once I get there.

Changing Widgets.

Slowly trying to get as much done as possible before the big move... Doing "test" packing runs... Thrown out so much stuff... Dusting and re-dusting stuff...

Tonight, I decided to go ahead and change my computer be "Canadian." That meant changing the widgets...



I changed the city on the clock and the temperature... But I am not yet ready to branch into showing the temperature in Celsius yet.

Baby steps. Baby steps.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Stuff? Who Needs It?!?

I only left the apartment today to get coffee... Twice. Once in the morning. Once in the evening. I spend the entire gorgeous day inside cleaning and organizing all our stuff.

I have decided that I don't like "stuff."

Yes, I am serious. Moving really puts into perspective what you need in your life, as far as tangible objects go. Especially when you have to organize and prepare it for the move.

I have decided that I don't care for the following:
  • A collection of William Yeoward crystal vases.
  • 12 martini glasses (Which I have never used.)
  • Table linens
  • CDs and VHS movies.
  • A large collection of beauty products from Sephora (which I never use).
  • A shitload of cookbooks. (I own like 30.)
  • Books, in general. (I donated a ton of them... But somehow managed to still hold onto a smaller ton.)
Things haven't even been packed yet, and I have no desire to move after this, ever. The movers (who are packing everything) can't get here fast enough. They will be here Thursday morning.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Bikram Yoga Breakthrough: Do You Really Need The Water?

I grew up in Arizona. And I would spend Summers in Phoenix at cheerleading camp or my grandparents house. And Phoenix in the Summertime is hot. It is a "dry heat" (meaning there is no humidity), but it is still hot as hell. Yet, despite it being such a hot place, I almost never drank water.

Seriously.

Soda? Kool-Aid? The occasional glass of OJ? SURE! But never pure water. And that habit has followed me into my adult life. I am not big water drinker. I drink maaaayyyybbbee 20 ounces of water before a Bikram class. And then probably 30 after class. And I don't count what I drink during class (33 ounces - usually) as I am simultaneously sweating it out. So, I get about 50 ounces of water a day in me. Ideally, I should be getting close to 70, outside of Bikram.

And that brings me to today. Today I was bad. I worked out with The Trainer and didn't get my usual pure 20 ounces of water in me before Bikram class. (I have to discount any water I drink while working out with The Trainer too.) But I figured I would just suck it up and make sure to stay hydrated while in class.

So, I loaded my bag for Bikram class, and headed to the studio. Right as I got to the studio door to ring the bell, I dug through my bag to get my wallet, so that I could buy water for class. But that's when I realized I hadn't taken my wallet out of my other gym bag and put it into my yoga bag.

Ahh!!!

"Should I still go to class?" I asked myself. "Or should I just go home? Can I practice without water?"

I have practiced without drinking water during class. But I still always bought a bottle when I was there, just in case. But today I would have no "safety net." If I practiced, it was gonna be without water.

It would be a challenge.

And that pretty much made up my mind. I was gonna practice any damn way. Sure, I could ask to be spotted a bottle on good faith... But I figured it would be fun to see if I could do things this way. And you can guess, probably, how class went for me...

IT WAS THE BEST CLASS I HAVE HAD IN A REALLY LONG TIME!!!

No. Lie.

I think I may have found the culprit behind my acid reflux in class. Yep, water. I don't gulp water in class usually. But I do drink it. And then I immediately move into poses where I have to shove my knee, legs or the floor into my belly. And that makes me want to vomit in certain poses.

But today... I was able to go much deeper into Locust and Floor Bow poses. And those are the ones where I have the most issues! So, yay! I won't go into class without water from now on... But I will try not to drink ANY during class.

As my Twitter friend Pelican wrote, "When my relationship to water changed, my entire practice changed. Was a big breakthrough."

Indubitably!

We're Really Just Social Drinkers.

I have five days till we leave for The Big Smoke. I decided that today would be the day we throw out all the alcohol in the apartment.

Thing is though... The Husband and I don't really drink alcohol. At least not at home. I mean, I will buy a bottle of red wine and drink it over the span of a week. But when we buy anything else, it never gets drunk. So now we have a nice small collection of things to throw out...



  • Margarita Mix (I used this to make cupcakes about a year ago.)
  • Cuervo Gold Tequila (Same as above.)
  • Cointreau (I got this SIX years ago to experiment with a signature cocktail for our wedding.)
  • Smirnoff Citrus Vodka (I can't recall why I bought this. I just know I bought it 4 years ago when we moved into our current apartment.)
  • Two Bottles of White Wine (One was a gift a year and a half ago, and remains unopened. The other was used to make fish a few months back. I don't drink white wine, as it is PURE sugar.)
  • Smirnoff ICE bottle (The Husband and I bought a six pack of this to drink on our back deck when we moved in here four years ago. Neither of us drank the last one.)
I guess I only drink socially. Doesn't make sense for me to have a fully-stocked bar at home in Canada. The alcohol would just sit for years and years and years.

Out to the trash it goes tonight! (Once I have emptied them down the drain first, of course.)

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Persephone Boston: NOT The Place For "Oral Annie."

Lucky girl, I am. Tonight, Frogger, Bail and Whale (Bail's husband) took The Husband and I to Persephone in Fort Point.

It was my "going-away" dinner. Frogger and Bail had tried to plan a super-insane going-away party for me that involved games, a blow-up sex doll (known as "Oral Annie") and potentially some male strippers... But I cried and said I wanted something calmer and more intimate. Yes, I am a spoil sport.

Note: While I LOVE giving parties for other people, I hate having them for myself. I am very shy about that kind of thing. I refuse all bridal showers or bacherlorette parties, large b-day parties (unless they are joint ones where we celebrate other people's b-days too), or baby showers that are for me specifically.

So, instead, they decided to just have a nice quiet dinner for me and The Husband at Persephone in South Boston. And really, it is a fabulous place. I can't say enough great things about it.

Persephone is part of the Achilles Project. It is the restaurant, but the "Project" also features a lounge area and clothing boutique. The food is sophisticated-fresh American... And it was a great way to be sent-off from Boston's restaurant scene.Fort Point is definitely a great place to hit for drinks and dinner in the city. There are very good spots between what you can find on Summer Street and Congress Street.

Of course, as usual when I try a new place, I had to take pictures of random things we ate...

Asparagus with a deep-fried and poached egg. (Bail ate this. Looks so good!)



Haddock with Spring vegetables. (My dinner.)



Rhubarb crisp with vanilla ice cream (my dessert) and a glass of Pelham Vidal (a Canadian Niagara dessert wine - I had to go a little "Canadian" on my last big dinner!)...



So yummy. So tasty. I had a great time, and couldn't have picked a better way to spend my last "dinner night" in Boston.

Thank you very much Frogger, Bail and Whale. The Husband and I can't wait to have you guys up in Canada.

Stylish (& Ergonomic) Exploring Shoes.

About a year ago I started having foot problems. Specifically, plantar fasciitis.

I noticed it when running. I noticed it in Bikram during the second part of awkward. I noticed it while traveling and walking around five different cities in flats. I can't deny that I am in pain when I do certain things or wear certain shoes. I have tried massaging with tennis balls. I have begun wearing Healthy Toes (which have helped). But I need even more than just these remedies... And now, I have made a decision...

With the Summer months more or less here, I need to wear sandals that offer more support to my feet and my arches. No more Havaianas.

I love Havaianas. They are fantastic and colorful flip flops. And I have owned about five different pairs in the past three years. They are cheap and fun. But the reality is: They are shit in the "support department." It is now painful to walk in them. And I live sandals I can just slide on my feet. So I searched for a pair of "ergonomic sandals" in Google the other day.

I was expecting really frightening results. I mean to me, ergonomic shoes aren't exactly fun-looking. Just funny-looking. Would I have to compromise style for comfort? I would if I had to... But I really just didn't want to anymore. Luckily, I don't have to. As I have found these...



They are the "Living Thong" sandals by Ecco. And I found them at The Walking Company this afternoon. They feel amazing on my feet, and (most important) they are quite cute on them too.

I will easily be able to pound the pavement in Toronto wearing these.

And the Havaianas? They are going into the trash bin.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Eight & Half Days To Learn "Canadian."

Fuuuuuuccckkk...

I realized mid-afternoon today that I have just over a week to become acquainted with how they "roll" in Canada. We U.S. Americans take for granted that Canada is an English-speaking country. But what we do not realize is that it's the fucking Queen's English. (Freddy Mercury & crew or Elizabeth - take your pick as to which queen I am referring to.) They speak it with "North American" accents, but the spellings are the same as that place across the Atlantic.

In addition to seeing and using different spellings, I also have to get used to the following ideas before I move:
  1. The metric system.(As The Husband pointed out, "You just move the decimal point.)
  2. Celsius instead Fahrenheit.
  3. Paying 50% in taxes. (Believe it or not, I actually don't have a problem with this one.)
  4. Using $1 and $2 coins, instead of bills. (Though, America hasn't had a $2 bill in a very long time. Tommy J. represent!!!)
  5. Using (or rather, not using) Canadian Tire money.
  6. How nice people are to you right off the bat. I will have to tear down a little of my wall of cynicism I have built up in the past six years.
  7. The close proximity of Taco Bell to where I will be living.
Okay... So that last one isn't a difficult one to get used to. I will only be a two minute walk from the closest Taco Bell. So that is a good thing. But I am just not used to being that close to one. So the idea needs some time to sink in here.

Maybe "learning Canadian" won't be so overwhelming?

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

I Own "Sling Blade"?

I have found a magic place where VHS tapes apparently go to die. I say that it is a "magic" place because surely these VHS tapes can not be mine...



Why would I ever have bought the following?:
  • Sling Blade
  • The Blair Witch Project
  • Power Puff Girls: Monkey See, Doggy Doo
  • Man In the Moon
  • I Know What You Did Last Summer
  • I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
What the hell?

And why did I not know that I own the following kick ass films:
  • Sliding Doors
  • Dazed and Confused
  • Heathers
And I seem to have acquired a lot of chick-flicks in this magical hole...

I wonder what else I will uncover today as I clean out the rest of the apartment? I am scared.

Real Housewives of New Jersey: THIS SHOW ROCKS!

Just watched the premiere episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. And I can not tell you how much I loved this show.

So much, that if they don't have it Canada, I may have to reconsider moving. (I am not kidding.) So, readers from Canada, I must ask you:

DOES THE REAL HOUSEWIVES SERIES AIR IN CANADA???


These women on the show are amazing. And all for different reasons.
  • Jacqueline: I'll start with her, because it's impossible not to like her. She is very sweet. She wants everyone to get along. It's quite clear she is not originally from Jersey.
  • Teresa: I love her too. I loved that she paid $120k in cash for furniture. (HELLO IRS AUDIT!) And I admire how much love she has for her kids. She will definitely be a source for new trendy buzz words. "Fabulous!" "Juicy and delicious!"
  • Dina: Not sure what to think of her. And why isn't her husband in the opening credits, like all the other women with husbands? I don't get what her husband does exactly either. He co-owns and runs the Brownstone... But yet he's always be traveling? And I think her daughter is very disrespectful to her. I'd smack that little brat if she was mine. And I don't believe in hitting children at all. (Babies, yes. Children, no. KIDDING!) She is definitely the biggest "ice queen" of the group. I will enjoy seeing her confrontations with people. Especially Danielle.
  • Caroline: I wouldn't want to fuck with her. It is clear she would cut a bitch (man or woman) if you messed with her or anyone in her family. I actually respect her highly for her devotion. And for the fact that she is going to be a major contributor to the conflict for this season.
  • Danielle: I swear I am not being mean when I write this... But does she look like a tranny to anyone else? I would swear she was once a man.
What did you all think!?!?!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

How Much Sushi Have We Ordered Over The Years?

I spent the afternoon cleaning out the kitchen. I emptied all of the cabinets and all the drawers. I pretty much threw everything out, as it was either old or not donate-able. (Though there are a few things I can donate.) I then scrubbed and cleaned all shelves, as well as the stove and microwave.

You could most definitely eat off of any surface in that kitchen.

As I was going through the drawers, though, I came across a huge pile of these...



These are all from Douzo, the best sushi restaurant in Boston. And these aren't even all of them. I threw out a bunch more before I decided to take a picture of the ones I kept finding in all of the drawers.

I wonder what I'll find when I clean out another part of the apartment tomorrow?

Monday, May 11, 2009

Prom Queen Style: Pink And Slightly Punk.

While watching Gossip Girl tonight, it got me nostalgic for my high school prom. Well, truth be told... It got me thinking how I would love to be a teenage girl today with so much more fashion sense at my finger tips. And if not a teenager, then perhaps still a sorority girl trying to put together an outfit for the upcoming formal.

What would I wear? How funky could I get? Would I be boring and traditional with my choices? Or would I bust out the black velvet Doc Martins, black chiffon scarf, black spaghetti mini dress and opera length black velvet gloves like I did for sorority formal circa November 1996? (Seriously, I wore Doc Martins with my dress. I was the best-looking outfit of the evening. It was "elegant with an edge.")

No Doc Martin's this time around though. No, if I had my way... This is was I would wear...



I'd go hot pink and slightly punk! What would you wear?

Crate & Barrel: There's Always Something You Want.

When my family asked me a few months back what I wanted for my birthday, I said, "Crate and Barrel gift cards."

I wanted to stock up on C&B stuff before we moved to Toronto because there isn't one close to where we will be living. I intend to have a kick ass kitchen when I buy a house up there this Summer, and there were some things I was missing. So with time ticking down till "Moving Day," I decided today to get the hell over to C&B and use my gift cards. Here's what I picked up:


  • Pineapple Slicer
  • Hand-held Mandolin
  • Sifter
  • Strainer
  • Squeeze Bottle
  • Mixing Bowls
I still have another gift card left from my generous family. And I have to use it in the next 11 days. I will have to narrow down to a few more necessities. Thinking of getting some trays...

Chakra Book: "Wheels Of Life."

My buddy, Bex, recently sent me a Tweet asking me if I knew of any good books to read about chakras. I confessed that I didn't. All my chakra knowledge came from the Internet. So I decided that I would try to find a good one. And now, I think I have...

Wheels of Life: A User's Guide to the Chakra System, by Anodea Judith, Ph.D.



I browsed a few different titles before I chose this one. I narrowed it down to this one because it seemed to be the most "user-friendly" while providing as much information as possible. Additionally, this one includes drawings and charts... Illustrating exercises to help stimulate each chakra and categorizing info easily.

It's a good read and it is a great reference book. Anyone else know of any other good chakra books?

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Healthy Dish For The Weak: Veggie Baked Risotto.

I've been on a veggie kick the past two days. Last night's dinner was veggie sushi from Douzo... And tonight's was a recipe I conjured up all on my very own...

Veggie Baked Risotto!

Ingredients:
  • 3/4 cup of arborio rice
  • 1 small white onion, finely chopped
  • 12 asparagus spears, broken in half to remove the bad ends, then cut into half-inch chunks
  • 1 small zucchini, chopped into half-inch chunks
  • 2/3 cup of shredded carrots
  • 1/2 cup of dry white wine
  • 2 cups vegetable broth
  • 2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
  • Dash of Kosher salt

Directions:
  1. Heat oven to 425 degrees.
  2. In a dutch oven, heat oil over medium-high heat.
  3. Throw onion, zucchini, asparagus and carrots in the pot. Cook for about 6 minutes, till everything nicely softens up. Add in the dash of salt.
  4. Thrown arborio rice and mix in with the veggies for a good minute.
  5. Add in wine and let it cook off for another minute.
  6. Pour in broth and bring to a boil.
  7. Cover with lid, once boiled, and place in oven for 25 minutes.
  8. When time is up, take out of oven. Add 1/2 cup of water, stirring to mix.

In just under a half hour you can go from these gorgeous veggies...



To this yummy, creamy-ish vegan dish...



Healthy, quick and low-maintenance... What more could you want?

Tips For Bikram Yoga Beginners.

I've posted about tips for people looking to try out a Bikram yoga class for the first time... And I feel like it is time to post them again, as it seems that more and more new people are trying it out each time I go to class.

In yesterday's, I saw a newbie have a really tough class. REALLY tough. I wanted to go up to her and tell her, "Hey! I've been there too! I've practiced for over four years now, and I still get sick and have problems with poses. Just take it easy!" But, you can't really talk in a Bikram yoga class. And I am not the teacher, so I didn't think it was my place to try to console her. The teacher was doing a good job at that already. It did get me thinking, though, that people need to be more realistic about what to expect when they go to a Bikram class...

I have seen many new people do the following in recent weeks:
  • Wear long pants and tee shirts to class.
  • Not bring any water into class.
  • TALK during class. (This one really annoys me.)
  • Try to leave class in the middle. (What was the point in coming then?)
  • Comment to the teacher that it's "really hot." (Um... "Duh.")
  • Someone gulping water and pouring all over their boobs, while breathing loudly. (To be fair, I didn't see this one. Someone else did and told me about it afterwards.)
These may not seem like huge infractions, but they really are. And that's because it interferes with the energy of the class. When you are in a classroom, any classroom, you are there to learn. You are there to focus on what you are taking from the teaching. And if you are exerting energy in an inefficient way, you are actually taking away from the energy everyone else is using too. Energy that we are trying to use efficiently. So, in an effort to help people who are looking to take their first Bikram yoga class, below are some recommendations I have made for you.

Bikram Yoga Tips for Beginners:

1. Arrive early to your first few classes. The first time you go, you will have paper work to fill out. The next few times after, you want to get there about 15 minutes before class starts (at least) to acclimate to the heat in the room. Be careful though, it easy to doze off if you lay down on your back.

2. Where as little clothing as possible, but still be appropriate. A lot of girls tend to wear long yoga pants. I did that for over two years. I should have switched to shorts a lot sooner. I recommend yoga shorts for girls, and a yoga tank top or sports bra. Guys seem to be a little shy in their first few classes and don't want to take off their shirts. Big mistake. A loose t-shirt gets in the way. And to be quite honest, even if you are the hottest guy we've ever seen, chances are, the other people around you probably won't be checking you out during class. You get so focused on your practice that you don't often see the details on another person.

3. Remember to drink water; but only between postures. My sister (Red) and I had a similar experience in our first classes. We both felt so nauseated that we were afraid to drink water. We thought if we did, we would puke. But you NEED to sip water during the class. But SIP it. Don't CHUG it. And remember to drink only between postures, as it is less distracting to other people around you.

4. If you feel like you are going to pass out, sit down on your knees. I've been so tired lately, I have had to sit down during a few poses myself yesterday. We almost had a girl faint in class a few Fridays back. The teacher gave her some coconut water. She was back in action a few minutes later. (Coconut water helps!)

5. Don't talk during class. Seriously, this one annoys me greatly. New people, especially if they come with friends the first time, tend to want to talk. But don't do it. You will get evil stares for breaking the silence of the meditation.

6. Don't leave the classroom. You bet your ass it's hot in there. And you better believe the first class you will want to leave. But don't do it. Not even to pee. Also, don't tell the teacher that's it too hot/cold in the room, and that they need to do something about it. Your job is to just practice. You are not in control. You have to adapt.

7. Accept that even if you have done a different kind of yoga for years, Bikram yoga will still kick your ass the first time. Seriously. I have seen people come to class and be all "Well, I do Baptiste yoga. So this class won't be so hard." Guess what? Yes it will. Bikram rooms are bit hotter than Baptiste rooms. AND you hold the poses for much longer. Bikram is a "hard-core" but "beginner-friendly" yoga. So don't come into class on your high horse. Your fall will be that much greater.

8. Don't eat three hours (at least) before class. Sometimes, I don't eat for for or five hours before class. If you have a heavy meal that you don't digest before class, you will regret it when you bend forward and feel like you're going to puke. And I have heard tales (recent ones) of people puking in class.

9. REST after final breathing. There are so many people I see (both new and experienced) that hop up after class as soon as the final breathing exercise is done. This is bad. You need to plan for time to rest on your back after class. Getting up too quickly just to get out of the hot room (or catch your train) means you're not taking advantage of all the hard work you just spent 90 minutes doing. Your body needs to rest. For at least two minutes. I prefer five minutes myself.

10. Don't be ashamed to cry. Bikram yoga can be very emotional. All that backwards bending opens up the heart chakra. Some people see "green stars" the first few times they do camel pose. That means their heart chakra is beginning to open. I tell them, "That's awesome! Good for you! You are making progress!" But some people cry when they open that heart chakra. I cried a little one time during locust pose. I don't why I cried, but it was just so emotional for me.

11. Come back to practice again soon. My first class was Monday, October 11, 2004. I came back the very next day for a second class. And for the past four, almost five, years I am glad to see my interest in practicing Bikram has stuck. (Shit, I've stuck with Bikram longer than I stuck with most jobs. I average a year and a half to exactly two years with most jobs I have had.) If you come back the next day for your second class, maybe it will be the same for you?

Saturday, May 09, 2009

T-Minus 13/14 Days Till Toronto!

Why does time feel like it is draaaaaagggggiiiinnnggg?

The Husband and I learned about our eventual move to Toronto FOUR YEARS AGO. And for the first 3 years and 10 months, I was able to keep myself plenty occupied. I could live a normal life and not have to deal with moving. But since getting back from Europe a few weeks ago, I feel like time is dragging out extra slow...

I am ready to move. Mentally... Physically (I had to have a doctor verify for the Canadian government that I am super-duper healthy!)... And even emotionally. I have no patience, I know. But I am just ready to get on with the move. I am tired of living in an apartment of disarray.

These last two weeks will probably move excruciatingly slower than the previous two weeks. Must find a way to keep myself busy for the next few weeks... So that time appears to pass more quickly.

Friday, May 08, 2009

Seasonal Clothing Budget: Summer Fun!

Thanks to everyone who voted in the poll from earlier this week about how much you budget for your clothes annually.



I was surprised to see that there were four of you who voted that you spend more than $10k... I am extremely jealous! When I was working, my budget didn't quite let me get that high with my spending. What I wouldn't give to buy a new luxury bag or three each year! But on my budget, I wouldn't be able to do that.

:(

And since it is now nearly Summer, it is time to think about what I would purchase for this season... If I was still working.


  • Stella McCartney nude mesh sandals
  • Tory Burch navy tunic
  • Lanvin red flower ballet flats
  • Anthropologie ethnic halter
  • Anthropologie tunic
  • Anthropologie cardigan
  • Alice & Olivia Carlie crochet scarf top
All of this would fit into my budget for the Summer... Again, if I was working. No luxury bags, as you can see. Just luxury shoes and boho tunic tops.

Lilacs! Glorious Lilacs!

Spring is totally here. Wanna know how I know?

They had lilac bundles available at a nearby florist yesterday. So I picked up some for my home...



They are sitting in a William Yeoward "Louise" vase on my desk. And they smell divine!

And if they're fragrant and available at the florist, that means that the Arnold Arboretum's bloom is kicking into gear. And sure enough, when I went to their website, I saw that Lilac Sunday is this weekend.

I've been to the Arnold Arboretum only once... About five years ago. And it was just a few days after Lilac Sunday. And the place smelled amazing. There were so many different varieties of lilacs!!! Soft blue ones! Lavender ones! White ones! Pink-ish ones!

I am not going to go on Sunday, but I will venture over there sometime early next week. Might as well, you know? Since I have the time during the week. :)

You should check them out too... But hurry! They won't be in bloom for long! Entrance on the grounds is free! Just don't pick the lilacs!

Thursday, May 07, 2009

BabyCakes Lemonade.

Oh I am LOVING my new BabyCakes book of recipes! This afternoon, I decided to give a new recipe a try...

Lemonade!

Simple and pure, this lemonade is delicious! It's just lemons, agave nectar (a sweetener made from cactus) and water.



And it goes so well with the chocolate chip cookies from yesterday... Hmm...

Ch-Ch-Changes...

Hmm...



There's something different about the blog today... Can you guess what it is?

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Healthy Dish For The Weak: BabyCakes Chocolate Chip Cookies.

I don't normally watch television during the mornings. In fact, my TV doesn't normally come on until about 5pm.

I just can't do daytime TV.

But this morning was different. I was going through my crafting drawer, which got me thinking about the days when I worked at The Evil Empire. This developed a sudden desire in me to check out Martha on TV this morning, all in order to reminisce. And one of today's featured guests was Erin McKenna, the founder of the BabyCakes bakery on Manhattan's Lower East Side.

McKenna's BabyCakes specializes in vegan and (mostly) gluten-free treats. They are a big hit among New Yorkers, and even celebrities. Cupcakes, cookies, muffins, scones, breads... BabyCakes makes them all. But now we can too... As McKenna's recipe book, BabyCakes, came out this week in bookstores.

I went to Barnes and Noble to get my copy today. I took the book and a cup of coffee out to sit in the sunshine to see if there was something I could make for today. And sure enough, there was something that I had most of the ingredients for at home, already in my cupboards:

Chocolate Chip Cookies!



Ingredients:
2 cups Bob's Red Mill Gluten Free All-Purpose Flour
1 cup vegan chocolate chip cookies
6 tablespoons unsweetened applesauce
2 tablespoons pure vanilla extract
1/4 cup flax meal
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 1/2 teaspoons xanthan gum
1 teaspoon salt
1 1/4 cups of evaporated cane sugar (also known as "turbinado sugar")
1 cup canola oil (recipe calls for coconut oil, but I substituted)

Directions:
  1. Preheat oven with a rack set in the center to 325 degrees. Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper; set aside.
  2. In a medium bowl, mix together oil, applesauce, salt, vanilla, and evaporated cane juice. In another medium bowl, whisk together flour, flax meal, baking soda, and xanthan gum. Using a rubber spatula, add the dry ingredients to the wet mixture and stir until a grainy dough is formed. Gently fold in the chocolate chips just until they are evenly distributed throughout the dough.
  3. Use a 2-inch ice cream scoop to make evenly sized dough pieces and place onto prepared baking sheets, 1 inch apart. Gently press down on each cookie with the heel of your hand. Transfer cookies to oven and bake until edges are crisp but cookie is still soft in the center, about 15 minutes, rotating baking sheets after 9 minutes.
  4. Let cookies stand on baking sheets for 10 minutes before transferring to a wire rack to cool.
OMG! YUMMY!!!

Even The Husband LOVED these! And we all know how finicky he is when it comes to baked treats. (Or rather, you should... He is very picky.)



Pick up your copy of BabyCakes today!!!!

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Neutrogena SPF 100? Does It Block Swine Flu?

NICE!

When we were in Key West, Frogger and I stopped into a drugstore to pick up sunscreen. We thought we could share, but we soon realized we each had different needs...

See, Frogger sticks with SPF 30. But I refuse to wear something that low if I can help it... I went fr the SPF 85. And she mocked me for it.

I am used to being mocked for my high-level sunscreen preferences. The Husband mocks me for it whenever we go to the Turks and Caicos. He refuses to wear anything over SPF 45.

But you know what? The high SPF shit works! Seriously, it works very well. It blocks EVERYTHING out. Skin cancer and wrinkles??? They ain't gonna happen to me wearing this stuff. And now, I have an even more intense SPF to chose when I go to the drug store...



Yes! SPF 100!!!

"Isn't that overkill?" you may be wondering.

I don't think so. I have seen what different parts of my legs look like by testing 45 and 85 side-by-side... The 85 side was REALLY white, while the 45 side had a hint of pink.

SPF 100 is so intense it will probably block out anything and everything...

Sun rays...

Kryptonite...

Swine Flu...

Cinco de Mayo Treat: ENCHILADAS!

I love any excuse to make enchiladas...
  • It's Cinco de Mayo.
  • It's my b-day.
  • It's Christmas.
  • It's Halloween.
  • It's just "Tuesday."
Any of these are legitimate reasons to make enchiladas. But the first one is today's excuse. And today I made Chicken, Corn & Guacamole Enchiladas...



Ingredients:
1 avocado, ripened and cubed
1/4 large red onion, chopped finely
1 pound boneless chicken breasts
10 small flour tortillas
2 cups frozen corn
2 cans red enchilada sauce
3/4 cup of shredded cheddar cheese
  1. Make a guacamole with the avocado and red onion. Dump both in a bowl and mush together. (DO NOT USE A FOOD PROCESSOR TO MAKE GUACAMOLE EVER!!!! This is BLASPHEMOUS!)
  2. Spread a teaspoon of the guacamole on a flour tortilla.
  3. Spoon in a tablespoon of corn and a tablespoon of the chicken.
  4. Roll the tortilla up and place in a casserole dish.
  5. Repeat with the rest of the tortillas, lining them up in the dish nice and tightly.
  6. Pour the cans of enchilada sauce over the rolls.
  7. Top with the shredded cheese.
  8. Place aluminum foil over the dish tightly.
  9. Bake in a 375 degree oven for about 35 minutes.
Yummy!!!



These would go perfectly with Skinny Girl Margaritas! Alas, I have no Patron or limes to make any. Hopefully you do, though!

Damp Day Comforts.

It is raining today. A nasty, windy rain. A rain that leaves you with no desire to leave the house. But what it does leave a desire for are some "damp day" comforts...

Grilled cheese (made with olive oil and extra sharp provolone)...



And toast with Nutella...



Yum!

A Happy Ending.

Yesterday, I got a nice treat from the UPS man...



My McQueen Skull Scarf from Gilt.com finally arrived!

It is VERY RED... Think "I'm Not Really A Waitress" by OPI red. I wasn't expecting it to be this red... But I love it!!!

Oh, to finally be wearing it after lusting after it for so long!

How To Clean Yoga Mats & Clothes After Bikram.

Someone asked a good question on Twitter earlier today:

How do you clean your mat and towels after a Bikram class?

Well, I store my mat at the Bikram studio where I practice. They clean it for me. But when I do take it home with me I have specific method for cleaning it. One that gets it super clean:
  1. Fill bathtub with baking soda and hot water.
  2. Throw yoga mat in and swish around.
  3. Drain water and rinse off mat.
  4. Hang mat on a drying rack, set up in the tub.
  5. Spray with a tea tree oil and water mixture.
  6. Let air dry.
When I am traveling and attend Bikram classes in the cities I am in, I have a different method for cleaning my practice clothes (I rent towels from the studios)...



I use shampoo and hot water, and give the clothes a nice soak in the sink. It's not a thorough clean, but it gets the smell out. But when I am at home and washing my Yogitoes towels and practice clothes, I use the following:
  1. Two tablespoons Baking Soda
  2. Heavy duty "soiled clothing" detergent
  3. HOT cycle on the washer
This gets the smell out and gets them nice and germ-free.

Monday, May 04, 2009

Boston.com: Repeating Content?

Is Boston.com lacking content so badly that it needs to re-feature links from long ago?

Please, observe...



I clicked on the link above, "No Cuervo for her Cinco de Mayo," thinking it was a recent commentary on the Mexican (but really, American) holiday that is tomorrow. I was wrong though.

See, the piece actually ran THREE YEARS AGO.

So, without any notation, Boston.com throws it up on the home page in a featured spot... Making one assume that it is new? Why? Are they so strung up for content that they are re-running pieces without telling us it is a "flashback" piece? I don't know about you, but I like my content fresh.

And if Boston.com needs content, I am sure there are plenty of people who would gladly write for free. Just hit up some local bloggers, and offer links back to their websites.

See, good and cheap content is easy to find.

Nine-to-Five Is For Suckers.

(Even though it does pay the bills.)

I have made a decision.

Well, almost. I have almost made a final decision.

Over the first few months in Toronto, I will be invesitigating pursuing a new career opportunity. One that, should I make the final executive decision around mid-June, will put me in a career that is much more "contractor-based." And much healthier than any other job I have had before in my life.

Will it pay a lot? Um... No. Not nearly close to what I was getting as a marketing executive. At least not in terms of cash. But what it does pay a lot in, I find, is not tangible. I would be contributing to others on the path to healthy lifestyles.

I have been considering making this career change for about two years now. But it seems like now is finally the right time to pursue it. And if I was staying in the U.S., I wouldn't hesitate to go for it. I just need to get up to Toronto, though, and get a feel for how that city before I finalize my decision.

No more "9-to-5" for me, thankyouverymuch.

Sunday, May 03, 2009

Healthy Toes - A Good Stretch!

The most painful part of my Bikram yoga practice isn't Triangle, Locust, Camel or even Savasana... It's Awkward pose.

Specifically, it's the second part of Awkward when we come up high on our toes and then sit down "into the chair." It's painful, not for my thighs, but my feet. The bottom of my feet, to be precise.

They begin to burn with pain right in the arch and in the toes. And it's sad to see myself in so much pain only 20 minutes into the class. But I think I may have found something to help me combat the pain...

Healthy Toes Toe Trainers!



I'd seen these in magazines for a few years now, and I had always wondered if they really worked. They are supposed to stretch out your toes and the tendons underneath the foot... Helping make things more flexible and ward off foot pain. I wore them for about a half an hour the past two days. It does ache a little to have them on, but I guess that means they are stretching things.

Let's see if I notice any difference in "Awkward" foot pain over the next few weeks... Stay tuned.

Friday, May 01, 2009

Dream: My Hair Is Turning Blonde.

I have had some really odd nocturnal activity going on in my brain lately. I am not sure what has stimulated it... (Could it be after-effects from the Spacecake?) But I had a dream last night that confused me after I looked up the meaning.

In the dream... I woke up one morning to discover the roots of my hair had started to turn blonde, and we're slowly creeping down the rest of my locks. In my dream, I deduced that some cleaner that I had used to clean the bathtub hadn't been washed away from the porcelain. And that was what was draining the color from my hair; after I had taken a bath and gone to bed. I was freaking out in the dream, but The Husband was trying to calm me down... Telling me I could just dye it back to the original color.

When I got around to looking up the possible meanings, I was a little disturbed.

Blonde: To dream that you dye your hair blonde, indicates that you literally need to lighten up and quit being so serious all the time. Try to be more upbeat.

Am I not upbeat? When am I ever serious? This just confuses me.

Stupid dreams!

The Ex-Mrs. Hedgefund - A Review.

I have really outgrown a lot of chick lit in the past few years. I loved it, (LOVED it!) circa 2001 to 2003. Then came the flood of crap-tastic chick lit... And all its predictability.

I don't buy much chick lit anymore. The writing is too formulaic and you know how things are going to end after reading only a few chapters. You don't even need to read every word in the books... You can simply skim everything, and still keep up with the story.

The chick lit I do dare purchase with my Barnes and Noble membership card is usually done so for a specific reason, beyond reading it. It is usually because I am somehow connected to the writer. Either I knew them personally at one point, or they are related/a good friend of someone I know. This is the reason I picked up my latest chick lit dalliance: The Ex-Mrs. Hedgefund.



Written by Jill Kargman, it tells the story of a 30-something married woman whose "hedgie" husband has an affair and decides to end the marriage. The protagonist journeys through the cruel world of the Upper East Side of Manhattan for divorcees, only to find herself predictably in love and getting married to another "hedgie" at the end of the book.

Did I ruin the story for you? Opps! Sorry!

Seriously, you would have seen the ending to the story 50 pages into the hardcovers. It's a mindless read, but still mostly enjoyable... Should you be looking for a Summer beach-read.