Oscar Fashion: The Bad.

You have an amazing figure, and you hide it under this? Someone is depressed.

What is this? Prom 1991.. With Brenda and Kelly showing up in the same dress at Spring Formal.

When you did a Galliano embroidery over silk satin 14 years ago, it was good. Now it's dated.

I feel that you should be running in slow motion on a beach in California. You heard it here first, folks: Calvin Klein is boring.

Grandma, I found the whore who stole your doilies!

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