Bass Battles (Plural).

REALLY want to bass battle someone. Because while I may not be able to physically kick someone's ass, am confident I could take someone out with acquired music skills. But first, must learn to play the bass. So...

Step 1: Procure a bass guitar.

Step 2: Learn to play bass guitar that has been procured.

Step 3: Really kick ass at playing the bass guitar.

Step 4: Conquer the world through a series of bass battles.

First stop, the music store in the Annex neighborhood. Next stop, the world's darkest dens of sin to battle evil.