Become a catty old lady with money.
Did you watch it? Do you even watch Downton Abbey? If not, you really need to start. Because it now has this lady in it...
Shirley MacLaine as "Grandmama"! The old lady is super catty... And super fierce! She rocks the fur and verbal jujitsu (what I call catty barbs) in dreary old 1920 England. She has money, kick ass clothes, perfectly colored hair, and the attitude to knock people out with their "fuddy-duddy" ways.
God I hope that is me some day.