What a Dick?

(Ha-ha. Couldn't resist.)

The Smoking Gun published the "rider" for Vice President Cheney online. His demands for any hotel where he stays include:

• 4 Cans of Diet Sprite
• 4-6 Bottle of Water
• Newspapers - NY Times, USA Today, Wall Street Journal, Washingon Post, Local Papers
• Temperature set to 68 degrees

His demands are actually not unreasonable. Especially when you compare them to the demands of other celebrities. (Wow. Never thought I'd be complimenting Dick Cheney.) In fact, the only odd thing he requests is that all televisions in his suite be tuned to Fox News.

Dick Cheney is a low-maintenance guy. Wow.