Lipstick Made My Boobies Big?
Well, I don't actually have big boobs. But according to this article from the Daily Mail (which I found via Bella Sugar), the chemicals in lipstick may be responsible for my breast size. And your breast size. And your mama's breast size. And your mama's mama's breast size.
Let's see... My mum let me start wearing light-colored lipstick in 8th grade... And I've been wearing lipstick off and on for about 18 years... So from what I calculate, the lipstick chemicals have made my boobs about two cups bigger than they probably should be.
Hmm... That doesn't sound right. But maybe I should wear less lipstick, just to be on the safe side?
Thoughts?
Let's see... My mum let me start wearing light-colored lipstick in 8th grade... And I've been wearing lipstick off and on for about 18 years... So from what I calculate, the lipstick chemicals have made my boobs about two cups bigger than they probably should be.
Hmm... That doesn't sound right. But maybe I should wear less lipstick, just to be on the safe side?
Thoughts?
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