I Stole A Cake Cutter.
Well, to be honest... It was a pizza cutter. As we were served pizza with it. But you could technically use it as a cake cutter. I mean, it looks like a cake cutter... Check fo' yo' self...
See, we seem to be on a cake binge lately in the office. And rather than trying to slice through each cake with a plastic knife, I stepped up to the plate and decided it was damn time for us to acquire some legitimate cutlery in the office. So when a pizza was served to some acquaintances and I at a local "Trivia Night" this evening, I decided to slyly put the pizza cutter in my purse.
And though I know stealing is very wrong, I am still quite pleased with myself. For more often than not, it is usually I that ends up cutting the cakes in the office. Or punching them. So really, I am just saving myself some pre-arthritic pain from having to use a plastic knife... And I am saving the company some grief by not having me claim a "work-related" injury.
So really... This is a "win-win" for everyone.
See, we seem to be on a cake binge lately in the office. And rather than trying to slice through each cake with a plastic knife, I stepped up to the plate and decided it was damn time for us to acquire some legitimate cutlery in the office. So when a pizza was served to some acquaintances and I at a local "Trivia Night" this evening, I decided to slyly put the pizza cutter in my purse.
And though I know stealing is very wrong, I am still quite pleased with myself. For more often than not, it is usually I that ends up cutting the cakes in the office. Or punching them. So really, I am just saving myself some pre-arthritic pain from having to use a plastic knife... And I am saving the company some grief by not having me claim a "work-related" injury.
So really... This is a "win-win" for everyone.
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