"You Can't Text Message Break-Up!"

"You couldn't even spell 'break' right! B-r-a-k-e? That's like in your car!"

Someone I admire was broken up via text-message recently. We need to put out an APB on people (men or women) who do this kind of thing... Till then, here's some inspiration to get the creative juices flowing as to how we should go about this kind of thing...



I "heart" Kelly!

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Vanessa said…
I've known several this has happened to and its the coward's way out. Sometimes technology is too much of a crutch.
Aha!!! Thank you!!!!

He was most certainly a coward, and that is the last thing I told him before he hung up on me (after the texting, we screamed at each other on the phone for about an hour).

I'm not even sad. I'm just pissed off that I didn't end it when I did -- and I almost ended it a few days before that, but no, he thought things were going great and wanted to work things out.

But you know what the best thing is?

He's a waiter in the South End. At a very popular place.

He will be waiting on some customers who WILL NOT be tipping him whatsoever, leaving a note saying, "You will not be receiving a tip because you are a coward. But hey, you've got 40 years of waiting tables ahead of you -- you've got time to make it up."

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