Meanest Thing In The World.

What. The. Eff?!?

Some very mean BOYS at work decided to be "all-time best sellers" from the "jerk store" and deface my Edward Cullen poster at work.

They added a costume mustache to him.

Those bastards.

And now, the debate is out as to what he most resembles with his new 'stache...

• A young Barney Miller.
• Hitler.
• Charlie Chaplin.

I say, "Young Barney Miller." However, most of my readers may not even know who that is. But good god, people... It had Abe Vigoda in it. So you really need to familiarize yourselves with it.