My White Elephant Gift.

No one at work reads my blog... So I can safely write about what I am bringing to the holiday party this year as my "White Elephant" gift.

I was originally gonna bring a gag gift of one of the following:

• Edward Cullen poster
• Miley Cyrus's latest CD

But I decided to bring a legitimate gift instead. And not the fall-back Starbucks gift card or "bag of lottery scratch tickets." No, this year I have a decent gift: Two DVDs.

I went to a shop to buy The Hangover. And they had a special running where I could buy Mad Max for only $3 more. So I couldn't resist. Both are classics. One new classic. One old classic.

I mean, how can you not love Bradley Cooper in The Hangover? And who doesn't love watching a young, pre-racist, Mel Gibson with a dubbed-over voice?

I hope whoever ends up with my gift enjoys it very much. (Unlike that year when I ended up with a magazine of fat-chick porn at a White Elephant gift exchange with friends. I didn't enjoy that at all.)