"How Come You Made Dumbasses?"

Dear God,

I am a big fan of humankind.  Big fan.  I do like people.  But right now, I like some a whole eff-ing lot less.  So allow me to just ask you this...

"Why do you allow careless and, I'll go ahead and say it, dumbass people to walk the face of this Earth?  More importantly, why do I have to interact with them this holiday season?"

That's all.

Hoping for an answer and a fast resolution,

The Missus