New Porn Idea: "Starfucks."
Naughty title... I know. But allow me to elaborate...
The Trainer and I often had deep conversations while we're working out at 5:30am on Mondays and Fridays. And, of course, by "deep" I mean, "Silly... Useless... But often insightful and funny."
This morning, while in the middle of "toe-touch sit-ups," The Trainer asked me if I wanted some Starbucks coffee.
"It's 5:45am," I said. "We still have 45 minutes."
He laughed and said one of the interning trainers was going to make a coffee run for him. And he was just extending the offer to me.
"No thanks," I said. I pointed out that boxing was dehydrating enough without the coffee going the extra mile for me.
This offering of Starbucks, however, naturally led us down a path of talking about what one could order at a Starbucks... Which then got suggestive when we started talking about hot chocolate and how they always ask you if you "want whip" on that.
This segued into how there are often porn films made about pop culture-related things... But that it was funny they had never made a porno film about people working at Starbucks. Because, as I pointed out, you could certainly turn a lot of things about Starbucks into sexually-suggestive bits.
We agreed that the best name for such a porno would have to be the obvious "Starfucks." But that's as far as we got with it, because it was then time for me to jump rope... And it's hard to carry on a conversation when you are jump roping for five minutes straight.
The Trainer and I often had deep conversations while we're working out at 5:30am on Mondays and Fridays. And, of course, by "deep" I mean, "Silly... Useless... But often insightful and funny."
This morning, while in the middle of "toe-touch sit-ups," The Trainer asked me if I wanted some Starbucks coffee.
"It's 5:45am," I said. "We still have 45 minutes."
He laughed and said one of the interning trainers was going to make a coffee run for him. And he was just extending the offer to me.
"No thanks," I said. I pointed out that boxing was dehydrating enough without the coffee going the extra mile for me.
This offering of Starbucks, however, naturally led us down a path of talking about what one could order at a Starbucks... Which then got suggestive when we started talking about hot chocolate and how they always ask you if you "want whip" on that.
This segued into how there are often porn films made about pop culture-related things... But that it was funny they had never made a porno film about people working at Starbucks. Because, as I pointed out, you could certainly turn a lot of things about Starbucks into sexually-suggestive bits.
We agreed that the best name for such a porno would have to be the obvious "Starfucks." But that's as far as we got with it, because it was then time for me to jump rope... And it's hard to carry on a conversation when you are jump roping for five minutes straight.
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