"Dear Cyber-Stalker..."
Dear Cyber-Stalker,
I know you know me personally. You have left comments from time-to-time, usually "anonymously," on my blog. They are always nasty comments. I get it...
But don't bother leaving comments that read, "You have no class!" or "Taco Bell is having a two for one sale. Wishing you got a box full of class from the Husband." The "cyber-bullying" is just childish. And you are clearly some much older (than a junior high schooler) hag who should know better.
Bottom line: You start something with me, I will finish it and finish you. You want to go toe-to-toe verbally? Bring it on. I have the venom and the verbiage to take your ass down. Feel like playing?
Now go fuck yourself.
XOXO,
The Missus
P.S. I worked for Taco Bell back in high school, and I know for certain they never have "2-for-1" sales. They pride themselves on providing food quickly and economically. So please, if you leave comments, try to come up with better quips.
P.P.S. Go fuck yourself, and your "class" obsession.
I know you know me personally. You have left comments from time-to-time, usually "anonymously," on my blog. They are always nasty comments. I get it...
- You're scared of me. I could kick your ass verbally, probably physically too, if you ever said these comments to me in person.
- You're jealous of me. I mean, I have a blog that has a readership. (It's taken over three years of writing, but I have a nice following and appreciate it!) And I keep things civil and positive on it... With the exception of your nasty comments. I understand why you are jealous. You want people to read your words and actively comment too. But you probably have nothing kind or fun to say.
But don't bother leaving comments that read, "You have no class!" or "Taco Bell is having a two for one sale. Wishing you got a box full of class from the Husband." The "cyber-bullying" is just childish. And you are clearly some much older (than a junior high schooler) hag who should know better.
Bottom line: You start something with me, I will finish it and finish you. You want to go toe-to-toe verbally? Bring it on. I have the venom and the verbiage to take your ass down. Feel like playing?
Now go fuck yourself.
XOXO,
The Missus
P.S. I worked for Taco Bell back in high school, and I know for certain they never have "2-for-1" sales. They pride themselves on providing food quickly and economically. So please, if you leave comments, try to come up with better quips.
P.P.S. Go fuck yourself, and your "class" obsession.
Comments
hmmm I really want a taco now!
P.S. Your LM was so cute today! That was the first time I had ever heard him talk!!!
People who have "class" don't accuse others of "not having class."
And, clearly, you know me from quite a while ago. Must still be holding onto some pent-up anger of some kind? WTF did I ever do to you?
Oh yes... High school friends - still have those. And chat, casually, with them from time-to-time.
College friends? I went to a big university and had many friends there too. None were life-long friends though. I spent too much time WORKING and INTERNING to be focused on partying and what-not. So, I lost touch with college friends too.
Oh, and my "cyber friends" aren't just my "online friends." I see them multiple times during the month.
See, I am a fun person. And even at the ripe age of 32, people do enjoy spending time with me.
You must have no friends. That's why you "stalk" me.
I am honored.
Do you not read this blog? There are many mentions of actual friendships - including drinks, dinner and travel. Not to mention I would happily share a cocktail with the Missus - should I pass through the Boston area - to discuss ridiculously over - priced Marc Jacobs footwear.
Note: I'm pretty positive MJ does NOT make size 16 stilettos - so get off your price-snobby high horse.
And "Anonymous," grow some cajones and start leaving comments under your real name. How sad is it that you keep coming back to my blog and leaving nasty comments, TWO MONTHS after I bought the fabulous Diors.
Fuck off, Anonymous commenter.
Wait... No... Wait... Yes...
Fuck off.
You are not only jealous of my blog, but also my shoes?!?!
Wow!
And, for the record, I never claimed to be "classy." "Sassy," yes. "Classy," no.
And you're one to talk, "Tacosmell." People who have class don't go around chiding people anonymously for "not having it."
Thank you for being jealous of me, though. It makes me feel good. Like Jesus and God are on my side.