Neighborly Note: Cigarettes Are Nasty!
Dear Person Living Below Us,
You're not our usual neighbor... The one we have known for the past four years. You are someone living in his place. And you are being unkind to the rest of us in the building.
See, this morning, The Husband opened the door (just simply opened it, mind you) and we got a nasty surprise...
YOUR CIGARETTE SMOKE!
We quickly closed the door, attempting to prevent any from seeping into our apartment. We determined that you must be chain-smoking downstairs, as there could be no other explanation for the nasty smell emanating from your apartment.
I should warn you that while we are more than willing to put up with this smell for the next four weeks that we are living here... The new people moving in will NOT be as patient. The woman moving in is very sweet, but also very prissy. I have a feeling she will be having "words" with you if the nasty smell starts to seep into the walls of this apartment.
I should ask the obvious though: It's nice out. Can't you just smoke off your back porch? Rather than in the apartment?
Just a suggestion. And a warning for the you.
Thanks!
XOXO,
The Missus
You're not our usual neighbor... The one we have known for the past four years. You are someone living in his place. And you are being unkind to the rest of us in the building.
See, this morning, The Husband opened the door (just simply opened it, mind you) and we got a nasty surprise...
YOUR CIGARETTE SMOKE!
We quickly closed the door, attempting to prevent any from seeping into our apartment. We determined that you must be chain-smoking downstairs, as there could be no other explanation for the nasty smell emanating from your apartment.
I should warn you that while we are more than willing to put up with this smell for the next four weeks that we are living here... The new people moving in will NOT be as patient. The woman moving in is very sweet, but also very prissy. I have a feeling she will be having "words" with you if the nasty smell starts to seep into the walls of this apartment.
I should ask the obvious though: It's nice out. Can't you just smoke off your back porch? Rather than in the apartment?
Just a suggestion. And a warning for the you.
Thanks!
XOXO,
The Missus
Comments
I look forward to lighting a cigarette and blowing the smoke directly into the face of "prissy" neighbors too big for their britches.
It'd be educational for her to learn to check the lease before making the mistake of assuming it's a non-smoking building.