Elmo Beer Pong.
We wanted to play beer pong. We didn't have any ping pong balls. So we took one of the little boys' Elmo dolls... Sawed out the eyes on a cutting board... And used those...
Sometimes, there has to be a sacrifice at these parties. Even if it makes little children, and Sweet Baby Jesus, cry.
UPDATE:
We abused poor Elmo for nothing. As we started to play, it turns out the eyes didn't bounce like we thought they would. So much death and destruction for nothing.
Sometimes, there has to be a sacrifice at these parties. Even if it makes little children, and Sweet Baby Jesus, cry.
UPDATE:
We abused poor Elmo for nothing. As we started to play, it turns out the eyes didn't bounce like we thought they would. So much death and destruction for nothing.
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