Semen For Your Hair: But It's Organic!
I'm into organic things.
I like my apples organic, but not necessarily my bananas. Berries? Gotta be organic. I prefer my lotions be organic too.
But sometimes, the whole "organic" thing can go to far. Like, maybe, when it comes to putting organic bull semen in your hair?
Sure, I want shiny, glossy hair. But not badly enough to go "Something About Mary" style with the hair products.
And while I may not be down with it, apparently it is all the rage in London town. A salon in London, Hari's, is the first to offer a treatment of organic bull semen to repair weak hair.
Crazy, right? Would you try it? No? What if I told you the semen was from pedigree Angus Aberdeen bulls? Still no?
Don't blame you.
I don't want the "protein packed formula" touching my strands. Even if it is organic. (Eww!)
I like my apples organic, but not necessarily my bananas. Berries? Gotta be organic. I prefer my lotions be organic too.
But sometimes, the whole "organic" thing can go to far. Like, maybe, when it comes to putting organic bull semen in your hair?
Sure, I want shiny, glossy hair. But not badly enough to go "Something About Mary" style with the hair products.
And while I may not be down with it, apparently it is all the rage in London town. A salon in London, Hari's, is the first to offer a treatment of organic bull semen to repair weak hair.
Crazy, right? Would you try it? No? What if I told you the semen was from pedigree Angus Aberdeen bulls? Still no?
Don't blame you.
I don't want the "protein packed formula" touching my strands. Even if it is organic. (Eww!)
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