South End: A Beige Culture?

What kind of bullsh%t is this?

As I was walking home (hysterically, funny drunk) on Friday night with The Husband, we passed one of the recently closed real estate spaces on our block. In the window was the following sign...



An Upper Crust Pizza, in the South End?

I know I am partially to blame for the "yuppi-fying" of the South End, as a young straight woman (but I don't want kids now, so that counts for me)... But with the mummies who block the sidewalks with their double-wide strollers (and don't bother to move them when people are trying to get through) and the enormous SUVs taking up all available parking, we really don't need a local chain coming in that will serve us with what I have tried at least 10 times and deemed to be some of the "blandest" pizza in Massachusetts.

I mean, they (the yups, and the people who want to sell them real estate) already bought out the gay video store a few blocks up on Tremont... Do we really need to put more "beige culture" into this part of the city?

We need more rainbows! More gay porn! More psychic shops! We don't need beige.

Beige is boring.

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