"If It Doesn't Sparkle, What's The Point?"
Seriously people... What is the point?
I'm not talking diamonds... Or smiles... What I'm talking about is "sparkling water."
The name says it all... "sparkling water." Therefore, it's supposed to be "sparkling"... Or in this case, "carbonated and bubbly." But apparently, The Husband doesn't always agree with me.
See, I have a habit. When I go into the fridge and pull out one of the half dozen bottles of Poland Springs Sparkling Water, I expect it to still have carbonation in it. If it does not, I will turn it upside down and dump it all out.
This upsets The Husband, even though I buy the groceries in the house.
He sees it as "wasteful" to dump an entire bottle out. And while I don't disagree with him on that fact, I hold him responsible for the lack of carbonation in the bottle.
See, he doesn't put the caps back on the bottles tight enough. I simply MUST hear a "fssss!" sound when I open a bottle of sparkling water. If I don't hear it, I can pretty much guarantee you that whatever is left in the bottle is going to get dumped out.
I mean, have you ever tasted sparkling water with no carbonation? It's nasty! And pointless.
I'm not talking diamonds... Or smiles... What I'm talking about is "sparkling water."
The name says it all... "sparkling water." Therefore, it's supposed to be "sparkling"... Or in this case, "carbonated and bubbly." But apparently, The Husband doesn't always agree with me.
See, I have a habit. When I go into the fridge and pull out one of the half dozen bottles of Poland Springs Sparkling Water, I expect it to still have carbonation in it. If it does not, I will turn it upside down and dump it all out.
This upsets The Husband, even though I buy the groceries in the house.
He sees it as "wasteful" to dump an entire bottle out. And while I don't disagree with him on that fact, I hold him responsible for the lack of carbonation in the bottle.
See, he doesn't put the caps back on the bottles tight enough. I simply MUST hear a "fssss!" sound when I open a bottle of sparkling water. If I don't hear it, I can pretty much guarantee you that whatever is left in the bottle is going to get dumped out.
I mean, have you ever tasted sparkling water with no carbonation? It's nasty! And pointless.
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I won't say people are starving in China ... but people are thirsty in Khartoum.