Bugs, Bugs, Everywhere.

So, "eww!"

I get to work this morning... And on of my co-workers comes running up to me and someone else telling us there is (basically) a "huge-ass cockroach in the ladies room."

"You couldn't even kill it with a shoe," she claimed.

I had to see this for myself. So I took off for the bathroom.

Now, I am afraid of roaches. Have been all my life. Will be for the rest of my life. I just don't do roaches. I opened the ladies bathroom door and saw something that terrified me.

She wasn't lying. It was a huge-ass cockroach. And it had wings and strong little legs... So you just know that it could jump and fly.

I immediately closed the bathroom door and had two other co-workers go in there and remove the bug. But later on, when I had to pee, I was still afraid of going in the stall that was closest to where the bug had been found.

Then, a little later, I was sitting at my desk drinking my coffee. Now, I had decided to bring my coffee to work today, in my traveler mug. I was down to the last few dregs of coffee when I took the top off and noticed something...

A little black bug, floating in the water.

I drank about 85% of my coffee with a big in it. Eww!

I told my boss, Mr. Sports, about the bug. His response was, "Hey, at least it's protein."

Which is true. But I think I may pick up my coffee tomorrow from Starbucks. I don't know where the bug came from, but I have a feeling it was in there before I poured the coffee in.