"That's Just Disrespectful To Bacon."
In case you haven't heard, Atwood's in Inman Square is having their 2nd Annual Bacon Eating Contest tomorrow.
I was intrigued by this, and sent the information for the contest to my co-workers and boss this afternoon.
Now, Mr. Sports (my boss) refuses to eat any animal ass. No roast. No ham. (Or so he alleges.) But he LOVES bacon.
"How much did last year's winner eat?" he inquired.
"I think it said seven ounces," one of my co-workers recalled.
"No way!" I said. And Mr. Sports agreed with me. "That's like half a package of bacon. That's nothing."
So I went to Google and researched last year's contest. Turns out, the winner only ate 6.5 ounces in 5 minutes. We were all shocked.
"That's just disrespectful to bacon!" I exclaimed.
And really, it is. If you are a true lover of bacon, you need to be able to take down more than that in five minutes. Don't you think?
I was intrigued by this, and sent the information for the contest to my co-workers and boss this afternoon.
Now, Mr. Sports (my boss) refuses to eat any animal ass. No roast. No ham. (Or so he alleges.) But he LOVES bacon.
"How much did last year's winner eat?" he inquired.
"I think it said seven ounces," one of my co-workers recalled.
"No way!" I said. And Mr. Sports agreed with me. "That's like half a package of bacon. That's nothing."
So I went to Google and researched last year's contest. Turns out, the winner only ate 6.5 ounces in 5 minutes. We were all shocked.
"That's just disrespectful to bacon!" I exclaimed.
And really, it is. If you are a true lover of bacon, you need to be able to take down more than that in five minutes. Don't you think?
Comments
I could so out-eat him.
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