The Official Filthy Rich Handbook?

The rich have their own handbook?



I guess so. Inside it covers the dilemmas the "rich" have to deal with, including:

• Maybach or Hummer? (Easy! Extended Hummer Limo!)
• How to name your house. (I call mine "The Shit-Hole." Yes, it is hyphenated.)
• The top 10 charities to give to. (I like the charity of "me.")
• Top rehab centers for rich people. (Lately, I think the top "rehab center" for the rich has been prison. Or Cedars-Sinai mental ward.)

I think I will pick this up in the event that I become obscenely, personally rich.