I Can't Get Wasted Away In "Margaritaville."
Okay.. I know Margaritaville is supposed to be a "state of mind"... But I am likening it to Key West, as this is one of the places Jimmy Buffet has chosen to open one of those Margaritaville bars...
I must confess... The drinks in Key West are WEAK. Even for me, the girl who gets drunk off two glasses of wine.
Seriously, today I had a pineapple margarita at lunch... And I had gulped down part of it before we got food in us.

I felt nothing after drinking this.
Then, we stopped off and got the mojitos for $2.

They were strong-tasting... But I achieved no euphoria with them.
Then, at dinner, I got a strawberry margarita...

NOTHING!
No buzz. Not warm tingling feeling in my hands. I could still feel my teeth.
The drinks are cheap in Key West, which is probably why they are weak. I don't think I'll be spending any money on any more drinks while I am here. I'm not looking to get drunk... But I was looking forward to a nice buzz.
Disappointment with tequila and rum? This is new... :(
I must confess... The drinks in Key West are WEAK. Even for me, the girl who gets drunk off two glasses of wine.
Seriously, today I had a pineapple margarita at lunch... And I had gulped down part of it before we got food in us.
I felt nothing after drinking this.
Then, we stopped off and got the mojitos for $2.
They were strong-tasting... But I achieved no euphoria with them.
Then, at dinner, I got a strawberry margarita...
NOTHING!
No buzz. Not warm tingling feeling in my hands. I could still feel my teeth.
The drinks are cheap in Key West, which is probably why they are weak. I don't think I'll be spending any money on any more drinks while I am here. I'm not looking to get drunk... But I was looking forward to a nice buzz.
Disappointment with tequila and rum? This is new... :(
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But gotta love "girly" drinks, lots of calories, they tastes great, and the breath isn't toxic after :)