Yeah Dude. She's Still Gay.
Funny story relayed to me by a friend a few months back... I've taken "poetic license" with the "exactness" of the conversation.
People were at a party. A birthday party for a friend/co-worker they all loved. One of the girls attending the party attracted the attention of a certain young (once promising) marketer who worked at the same company as she.
He was infatuated. Thought she was real pretty. So he went up to her at the party. Started talking to her. Eventually, with all the alcohol in him, he felt secure enough to start flirting with her. Then it turned into blatant "hitting on" her.
All the while this was happening, two fellows were tucked into a corner across the room. The din of the music secured their observation of this scenario taking place, as well as their resulting conversation.
"Look at C.!" said one. "He's really hitting on her."
"Yeah, " said the other. "But it's not gonna work."
"Why?" inquired the other.
"Because she's gay. She only likes women," said the other.
That's when the first fellow realized that the girl wasn't really into the obvious attempts by the young, hopeful suitor. In fact, it was obvious she was just trying to be nice to him. After all, they did work together.
"Does he not know she's gay?" asked the first fellow.
"Everyone knows she's gay," said the second. "We work with her. She's very open about it."
"Do you think she's sending him the 'I'm Gay' vibe right now?" asked the first.
"Yeah man," said second. "She's sending him that vibe. Despite his attempts."
"He needs to get a clue," said the first.
The second responded, "Yeah dude. She's still gay."
People were at a party. A birthday party for a friend/co-worker they all loved. One of the girls attending the party attracted the attention of a certain young (once promising) marketer who worked at the same company as she.
He was infatuated. Thought she was real pretty. So he went up to her at the party. Started talking to her. Eventually, with all the alcohol in him, he felt secure enough to start flirting with her. Then it turned into blatant "hitting on" her.
All the while this was happening, two fellows were tucked into a corner across the room. The din of the music secured their observation of this scenario taking place, as well as their resulting conversation.
"Look at C.!" said one. "He's really hitting on her."
"Yeah, " said the other. "But it's not gonna work."
"Why?" inquired the other.
"Because she's gay. She only likes women," said the other.
That's when the first fellow realized that the girl wasn't really into the obvious attempts by the young, hopeful suitor. In fact, it was obvious she was just trying to be nice to him. After all, they did work together.
"Does he not know she's gay?" asked the first fellow.
"Everyone knows she's gay," said the second. "We work with her. She's very open about it."
"Do you think she's sending him the 'I'm Gay' vibe right now?" asked the first.
"Yeah man," said second. "She's sending him that vibe. Despite his attempts."
"He needs to get a clue," said the first.
The second responded, "Yeah dude. She's still gay."
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