"Can I Have A Blow Job?"

I've lived in big metropolitan areas for 10 years now. Between the craziness (which I loved) of NYC and the emotional coldness of Boston, I can pretty much take anything in stride.

Toronto... You can't throw anything in my path that I can't handle.

Not even a pan handler sitting on the side walk near the Bikram yoga studio I go to on Bloor Street who randomly asks me...

"Can I have a blow job?"

Because this type of behaviour doesn't shock me, I don't even miss a beat with my simple response of...

"No. No you may not."

Comments

I bet he would have crapped his pants if you had said yet. I find people that only aim to try and shock pretty annoying, but it's part of living in a big city. I too wouldn't trade it for anything!

xoxo
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