Office Talk: The Belly Aches.
A workplace conversation...
Me: I feel sick. Can I work from home?
Mr. Sportz: You went home sick the other day. And by the time you got home, you were magically feeling better.
Me: Yeah. But I feel sick again. My belly aches.
Mr Sportz: You know why your belly aches... You had Hot Tamales and Doritos for lunch.
Me: Don't forget the cherry Coke Zero...
Mr. Sportz: (Rolls eyes.)
Me: So can I work from home?
Mr Sportz: (Pretends not to hear me.)
I feel that Hot Tamales and Doritos are mighty fine meal. And my belly ached before I even starting eating them. So his logic doesn't work. It does NOT work.
Me: I feel sick. Can I work from home?
Mr. Sportz: You went home sick the other day. And by the time you got home, you were magically feeling better.
Me: Yeah. But I feel sick again. My belly aches.
Mr Sportz: You know why your belly aches... You had Hot Tamales and Doritos for lunch.
Me: Don't forget the cherry Coke Zero...
Mr. Sportz: (Rolls eyes.)
Me: So can I work from home?
Mr Sportz: (Pretends not to hear me.)
I feel that Hot Tamales and Doritos are mighty fine meal. And my belly ached before I even starting eating them. So his logic doesn't work. It does NOT work.
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