Work Lessons Learned Today...

Here's what I learned at work today...

I learned you should NOT say the following:

• "Crystal meth! Represent!"
• "Your new lack of facial hair creeps me out."
• "I make up shit all the time."
• "Have you seen my balls?" (I keep tennis balls under my desk and rub my feet with them to help with the plantar fasciitis.)
• "My balls are not dirty!" (Said in response to someone claiming the balls I was looking for were "dirty" from my feet being rubbed on them. )

I also learned:

• That the City Sports in Downtown Crossing has a bargain basement.
• That sometimes it is fun to take two minutes out of your day to hide a co-worker's head shot within a "Where's Waldo" scene. (See below.)